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The Eagle
I’m not sure what bothered me the most about The Eagle. Was it that the Romans had a mix of British and American accents? Was it that Channing Tatum followed suit by having a prevalent American accent...
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Unknown
If you do plan on seeing Unknown, a movie about a man who, after being in a coma for four days, realizes that someone has stolen his identity, don’t expect anything at all. It’s derivative, formulaic,...
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Agora
Agora had potential to be a very respectable film. Taking place around the time of the burning of the library at Alexandria and the religious strife that continued afterwards, this should’ve been very...
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Bridesmaids
Oddly, Bridesmaids reminded me of Transformers. How? It feels like half the film was written by one of the writers, while the other half was written by the other. And considering the fact that the...
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The Iron Lady
I would watch Meryl Streep act as any character! As Cam (from Modern Family) said, “Meryl Streep can play Batman and be the right choice.” She’s just fantastic, always. And The Iron Lady is no...
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Toronto After Dark: In Their Skin
In Their Skin is a home invasion type film (admittedly, not my favorite genre) that takes place in a cottage. Yawn! Seriously, this must be the (roughly) 7,503,123rd horror movie set in a cabin...
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The Letter
Self-indulgent, boring, and incoherent. That’s The Letter in a nutshell. I mean, there’s more I can say, like how annoying the over-exposed scenes were, and how the camera was obnoxiously close to the...
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Amour
Why is Amour nominated for so many Oscars? I truly don’t understand what anyone sees in this movie. I spent the entirety of the film waiting for something to happen, almost fell asleep three times in...
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Intruders
Intruders was damn boring. It wasn’t scary, it wasn’t thrilling, and it wasn’t very good. Sure I was intrigued enough to want to know what was going on, but when the reveal came I was still left almost...
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Killing Them Softly
Flowing with artistic sequences and boring dialogical exchanges, Killing Them Softly had the rhythm of a limping turtle. Then forty minutes into the film James Gandolfini shows up and word diarrheas...
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